 
       
      inserted too low, and too much at a right-
angle with the cranium. The sentiment of
 fraternity is highly developed in most species
 ot the Ploveridae. When a plover is brought
 to the ground, the whole band alights, to
 render him assistance. Sportsmen have more
 than once exterminated whole flocks of dotterels
without stirring a step. The poor creatures
cruelly expiate their fault of having too
 round a head. They have the extreme and
 idiotic simplicity to believe in the harmlessness
 of tipsy people; and allow themselves to
 be easily approached by whomsoever may
pretend to be unable to walk straight. Religious
 observers of the Mussulman law, they repair
 to the water side at stated hours two or three
 times every day, to make their ablutions and
 wash their feet. The dotterel, of all the
 plovers, has the biggest and the roundest head,
 which might perhaps be supposed to indicate
 that it contains the greatest quantity of
 brain. The fact is exactly the reverse. He
 has the greatest faith in drunken men, and
 manifests the most obstinate propensity to
 throw himself in the sportsman's way. This
 same dotterel, formerly very common in La
 Beauce, was the primitive element of the
 famous pâté de Chartres. It has fallen a
 victim to its own glory. The pâté's
success led to the pâté's consumption, and the
 pâté's consumption led naturally to the
destruction of the species. The Chartres pastry-
cooks are at last obliged to replace the
absent dotterel by partridge, quail, and lark
 flesh.
Threetoeism's last expression appears in
 the form of the golden plover. Henceforth
 this character of primitiveuess completely
 disappears; its disappearance announces
 the end of flatfootisrn, and our arrival at a
 superior sphere. The bird by which the
transition is made, is the lapwing, rejoicing in a
small hind toe. The apteryx is an instance
 what a superior passional title is conferred
 upon a quasi-tridactyl by the simple addition
 of a spur, however high on the leg it may
 sprout. The influence of a fourth toe is not
 less manifest here. The Swiss lapwing
contracts matrimony. He is willing to remain
 the golden plover's messmate and friend in
 the daily relations of winter life; but,
he refuses to enter into any community of
political and vernal doctrines with him. The
 moral superiority of the four-toed bird is
further displayed in the crested lapwing.
 Why this crest on the English peewit ? Why
 do we find an attribute of royalty adorning
one head and not another?
The crest, it appears, is an honorary reward
 bestowed upon the peewit, both for his
exemplary domestic conduct, and for the numerous
 services of a composite kind which he renders
 to his lord and master, man. The peewit is
 not content with supplying us, in October,
 with savoury meat; in spring, he presents us
 with exquisitely delicate eggs, at least as good
 as those of the domestic hen. He does not
 restrict his benefits to the pleasures of the
 table; he affords us sport on the grandest
 scale. At large, he protects the dikes of
 Holland from the ravages of worms, which
 would otherwise undermine them. For that
 reason, he prefers the Polders to any other
 residence —plains which lie beneath the level
 of the sea, and have been rescued from the
 waves by the industry of man. In captivity
 he ornaments our gardens by the finished
 graces of his elegant person. He wages a
relentless war against earth-worms, grubs,
 slugs, and snails. Boldly setting his face
 against the loose and shameful morals of his
 neighbours, he alone dares to display the
 noble standard of conjugal fidelity.
Henceforth, the crest of the peewit will puzzle
 nobody. The answer to the enigma is openly
 published. The flight of this bird in a state
 of excitement, is not less rich in somersaults
 and pirouettes than that of the snipe when
 deeply in love. And if the lapwing cannot,
like him, bleat like a goat to declare his
 passion, he makes up for it by mewing like
 a cat.
As soon as Nature had decided to make the
 dusting-birds the intimate friends of man,
 she could not well do otherwise than confer
 upon them great advantages; on the females,
 intellectual charms and exuberant fertility;
 on the males, glorious corpulence and external
beauty. One species, the domestic hen,
furnishes for the yearly consumption of Paris
 alone, a hundred and twenty millions
 of eggs, and many millions of chickens.
 Fourier, who looked down so contemptuously
 on the feeble genius of those unhappy
 statesmen who are embarrassed by a
deficiency of a few thousand millions (of francs),
 has pointed out the means of paying off the
English national debt with no other bank to
 draw upon, than the common hen.
Nature has so regularly constituted the
 series of dusters, and has so artistically limited
 the boundaries of the genera, that she has
 really made each physical character of the
 bird an element of classification. Contrary
 to the opinion of learned men, you may take
 this family by the feet, by the head, by the
 neck, by the tail, by the colour, by the origin,
 by the country, by the locality, without incurring
the least risk of error. For head-dress,
 there is the aigrette of the peafowl, the tuft
 of the pheasant, the longitudinal comb
of the cock, the helmet of the guinea-fowl, and the
 bald and caruncled pate of the turkey. There
 are rudimental tails, short tails, middle-sized
 tails, outrageous tails. There are tails
square, tails round, tails lyre-shaped, tails
 wheel- and fan-wise. But, the series has
something better than that, to serve it as a
 separative type. It is a mark of such
 superior importance, that merely to indicate
 it renders all mention of the others
unnecessary. The spur is the feature now
referred to.
The spur is no mere accident in the way in
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